"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
06/02/2015 at 15:34 • Filed to: None | 2 | 5 |
It’s so damn low, for one, and has FIVE PIPES IN LINE, BITCH!!! Oh, and the active aero is beyond me. Should make a gif of that some time.
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> Wheelerguy
06/02/2015 at 15:36 | 1 |
SRT Tomahawk!
Cherry_man1
> Wheelerguy
06/02/2015 at 15:40 | 0 |
That thing is like how much bullshit can we throw at this and also kinda make it look like a Ferrari....
PS9
> Wheelerguy
06/02/2015 at 16:04 | 2 |
Sergio: Welcome Everyone to the semi-quarterly shareholder meeting. Today, we have a presentation from our performance division at Dodge.
Ralph: So, we were thinking of going mid engine with the next-
Ferrari: No.
Ralph:-Viper. *
sigh*
I knew it was going to be like this...
Sergio: Please, continue Ralph.
Ralph: We have also been considering a dual clu-
Ferrari: No.
Ralph:...Okay...well we have an injection molded carbon fiber machine now, and we think a full carbon fiber chassis would be really ex-
Ferrari: Body panels only. Also, I think you mean
Ferrari
has a CF injection molder. That’s our machine now.
Ralph: Fine. Well the next Viper is going to need magneto-
Ferrari: No.
Ralph: -shocks to compete with the C7-
Ferrari: No.
Ralph: We also think the V10 could use an increase in rev-
Ferrari: No.
Ralph: I wasn’t finished, and you can stop doing that.
Ferrari: No.
Ralph: You don’t tell me no!
Ferrari: No.
Ralph: YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!
Sergio: Guys, guys. Please. Calm down. I have the perfect solution to this empasse. Ferrari, you will continue to get every single thing you want the way you want it with no exceptions, and Ralph, you and your team can put all of your interesting ideas to work on the gran turismo concept. Deal?
Ralph: So they get everything and we get to make a car that won’t ever exist in real life?
Ferrari: Yeah, that deal is kinda raw. How about we share dual clutch technology with you?
Ralph: Really?
Ferrari: No. *
laughs*
Ralph: GRRRAAAAGHGHG
*FCA headquarters explodes, 100% causalties*
bryan40oop
> Wheelerguy
06/02/2015 at 17:20 | 0 |
These gran tourismo speed racer wanna be’s are getting out of hand
random001
> PS9
06/03/2015 at 06:37 | 0 |
I lol'd